Guide to QA dept devastation

There are many success-stories about how to create a QA dept or processes. 

But I don't like success stories. 

In my report I will tell you about the typical mistakes that people with whom I worked and me made. 

In the full of venom and hatred form you will hear about few "sins", which we and our bosses like to do.

This will help you understand how to act when confronted with it and how not to make such errors. 

Attention! All coincidences are not accidental.